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Velociraptor escapes

Posted on February 3 2013 by velociraptor

Velociraptor escapes

Maybe you should stay indoors today if you are living in downtown LA. A highly emotional velociraptor has escaped after coming on bad terms with its owner and eaten him. The quarrel apparently happened while they were playing Monopoly and the owner tried to trick the velociraptor into selling Times Square cheaply. The velociraptor felt betrayed and in a moment of rage took a huge bite out of the mans pelvis after which he bled to death.

Rumours are that the man is actually Steven Spielberg, but this is unconfirmed. RIP

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