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How to pick up a velociraptor

Posted on November 29 2014 by Velociraptor

So how do you pick up a velociraptor? And by picking up, I don´t literally mean picking up a velociraptor from the ground to cuddle with it like its a cute little kitten. So don´t do that. Unless you want to be lunch.

Velociraptors are definitely DTF. We get in on like rabbits and are up for it all the time.So it shouldn´t be too difficult. Of course it helps if you have swag and confidence, but even if you don´t, a good pick up line will get you in the bushes for a quickie. Try some of these pick up lines:

- Hey, you have beautiful claws!

- Hey, that tail needs some spanking?

- Meteor incoming! Let´s go out with a bang

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