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How much does a velociraptor cost?

Posted on February 3 2013 by velociraptor in ebay, breeders, velociraptor, cost

A velociraptor sure is an upgrade from your boring cute furry pets. Sure you can get som aaaawwws on Instagram, but if you want to have a little excitement in your life then you should trade in your puppy or kitten for the next step in pet evolution....

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So much velociraptor hate

Posted on February 3 2013 by velociraptor in fill in the blank, i hate it when

There are obviously a lot of people who have become sceptical with the whole velociraptor craze that is going on. Are they safe? Will they eat my children? Will it take over the remote control for the tv? Will it throw me out of my house? We know people...

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Why do velociraptors mate?

Posted on February 3 2013 by velociraptor in mating, sheep farming

We got a question from Timmy who is 5 years old and lives with his Grandparents because his parents were killed in a car accident after a velociraptor had mistaken their brown 1999 Toyota Corolla for a female velociraptor in heat. 1) Why do velociraptors...

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Velociraptor escapes

Posted on February 3 2013 by velociraptor

Velociraptor escapes

Maybe you should stay indoors today if you are living in downtown LA. A highly emotional velociraptor has escaped after coming on bad terms with its owner and eaten him. The quarrel apparently happened while they were playing Monopoly and the owner tried...

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Paris Hilton seen with Velociraptor

Posted on February 3 2013 by velociraptor in paris hilton, velociraptor, paparazzi, chihuahua

So this just in. Paris Hilton has replaced her Chihuahua with a new pet Velociraptor. Word on the street is that her new Velociraptor named Pinky couldn´t resist the taste and munched it in one bite. You would think that with all the paparazzi that follows...

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Velociraptors are back!

Posted on February 3 2013 by

The days of owning a cute dog or cat are not over but a new trend is emerging which inevitably will lead to the little furry ones to take the backseat for being the favorite household pet. It all started with Jurassic Park. Inspired by the fictional 90´s...

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